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by Paul Kemner See the bottom of the page for warnings, codes and other info. |
Shifty, ferrous kat,
gobbled by Viper's minions.
Long Live Felina!
Forbidden question:
"Are the SwatKats anime?"
You newbies, beware!
Mega-extremist,
Katfan without parallel.
Be careful, he bytes!
Three-engine kat jet-
we discuss your parentage.
F-14 Tomkat?
Mac and Molly Mange,
drowned and washed up on the beach.
Hackle's grand challenge.
An oxymoron:
Pumadyne Security?
Have a third doughnut.
Huge mystery kat
with a taste for explosions.
Creeplings are his pets.
Neural neutralizer
clutched in Feral's sweaty paw:
"I don't deal with scum!"
Suit bestows mohawk,
vast electronic powers,
on scrawny hacker.
See Elrod Purvis:
Dead, missing S O U L,
now Doctor Viper.
| Title: | Haikus |
| Authors: | Paul Kemner |
| Rating: | PG |
| Status: | Complete |
| Fandoms: | SWAT Kats |
| Pairings: | None |
| Category: | Filk |
| Codes: | None |
| Summary: | SWAT Kats Haikus |
| Disclaimer: | As everyone should know, none of us claim any rights or ownership of the characters and worlds belonging to others, including the SWAT Kats and any others we throw in the mix. We're doing this because we love them too much to see them be forgotten, or not have just one more adventure, and just possibly the reward they deserve. |