Subject: !SKFF! |SKML| Night Muse.NP(No Purpose).1/1.PG-13(Language). Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1998 22:20:12 PDT From: "Kamikaze the Twooth" Reply-To: sk_fanfic@PEAK.ORG To: sk_fanfic@PEAK.ORG CC: swatkats@PEAK.ORG This doesn't really qualify as a fic, but oh well. ============+++++++++++++++=================+++++++++++++++=========== ~Narrator~ 'Twas Sunday night, and all through the List, Most kats were snoring, and a few were just pissed. "Crap!" Kamikaze cried, "This List's so quiet, it's like everykat died." So she called up her best buddy Jake, ~Narrator dies a tragic death~ "Hi Jake, checked the List, of late?" "Yes," Jake said in dismay, "Are the SK fans all drowned in MegaKat Bay?" "I really can't tell," Kamikaze said, the keyboard hot; "But, oh well. Maybe they're not: "I just got an email from Strike, who has an idea "To make an SK serach engine to make finding all things SK easia." "Wow!" Jake said in reply, "I'll wake up Chance, and then "I'll see ya in a few, so we can "Find a way for this to be!" yelled he. "Good idea," sez I, "Lets take the TurboKat, and we can fly "Over to the makers of InfoSeek, "And hijack their plans with no more than a squeak. "And we'll give them to Strike who's thought that think "And then it can happen in less than a blink!" Jake adds, "That'll be kool. "But first, we gotta refuel." "OK, buddy, just do it, "And don't forget your costumes this time, or you'll blow it." "Yeah," adds Chance in the back, "You're a little forgetful, even for a hack." We all shared a laugh, and then they took off with a "Wheee!" TurboKat, Razor, T-Bone and me High in the sky, past the patrolling choppers We'll even get all that stuff whatsiselbow wants for boppers Of the SK series in CD-ROM foam Just hook it all up to your home Happy Unbirthday to all, and to all a bad night! I hope no one took that seriously... (And sorry, Strike, I'm *not*, repeat, NOT awake. I haven't been awake since the day before school started this year. I'm running off of 12 cans of Surge. I'm also *very* hyper.) Kamikaze the Twooth kami_twooth@hotmail.com http://www.geocities.com/~k_twooth/index.html Owner and Chief Operator of: Black Magic Web Authoring Did you know that my nose is on fire, and I have 15 wild badgers living in my trousers? CT2378A++++D+++M-P++++T++++W+++RLAT*a-c++++nd++e--f++++h--i++++wkp+sf/smZ+++ If y'all don't understand that, 't's my kat code. ;). Old version. :( Which would 'splain why ya don't unnerstand it. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Do not meddle in the affairs of certain dark furred gunner, . for he is a smart-ass and well armed. Do not meddle in the affairs of a certain Lieutenant Feral, . for she carries a bazooka and knows how to use it.