Subject: !SKFF! Obskat: Where's The Fic.PG Date: Mon, 24 Aug 1998 02:01:45 -0700 From: Rauhnee Ranshanka Title: Where's The Fic Author: Rauhnee Ranshanka Email: GateKat@SWATKats.Net Rating: PG Status: NEW; Complete Date: Aug 24, 1998 Archive: No Category: Penitence Series/Sequel: No, but it'll probably see sequels as necessary so I'll list it under The Katmins Rants. Disclaimers: The SWAT Kats belong to Hanna-Barbara, no infringement intended and no physical profit gained. Notes: Just a snippet ... prod ... explanation ... apology ... whatever ... for what seems like a large number of mostly OT posts I (and a couple others) have been doing lately and I know will continue. And maybe to prove I *can* write a story/scene (even if it's very short) without intentional sexual overtones. Obskat stands for OBligatory Swat KAT content. Swiped shamelessly with some mods from Senad. It's a way to bring an OT post back on-topic, especially that this is a Fic list. Summary: Felina's ticked. I'm not BWT, regardless of how bitter this might sound. But this does contain everyone who apparently owes something to both this list and the adult one as of right now and why. Warnings: None (unless you take offense at less than subtle reminders) ----------------------------------------------------------- Felina growled at her computer screen, her ears as flat as when she fought criminals. "What's up Fel?" A lanky tuxedo femkat asked from her bed as she dropped a large hardcover book to her chest. "Uh? Oh, hi Sam." Felina glanced at her roommate. "When'd you get in?" The black and white femkat grinned. "Almost an hour ago. You've been snarling at that thing longer than that." Lieutenant Samantha Jagan curled her legs under her and settled into a lotus position, getting ready to listen to another rant. "What gives? Somebody break in and mess with your files again?" "No. Nothing I can arrest anyone for." Felina twitched irritably. "I've just about had it with some of the listkats." "Whosit?" "Subscribers to a couple mailing lists I'm on." Felina explained tersely. Sam smiled to herself, knowing this should net some interesting gossip. She rarely got Felina to open up unless the Feral was already ticked. "So what did they do?" "A guy named Hyenaboy sent a tease message to the AD list about three images, but didn't send them and didn't give enough information to find them on my own." Felina typed a few more words. "And who else?" Sam prodded carefully. "A guy called Nick Ball has decided that the Fic list is an appropriate place to air his personal beliefs and problems without bothering to write them into a story." "And who's helping him?" Sam pushed. "Johnno the first time and Roadkill the second." Felina snapped without even checking her backlog messages. "What kind of name is Roadkill?" Felina shrugged. "Not something I ever worried about. Though if I catch him it might be accurate." "Lieutenant!" "What? You know I wouldn't for real." "This is not like you." Felina leveled her gaze at her roommate. "How would you know?" "Ok, what else is going on?" Sam dropped it and pressed for the next irritant, knowing Felina well enough to realize she wasn't finished. "Kit asked the list for help posting a story, two listkats agreed to help out before I even herd about it and it never showed up. I'd post it too." Felina took a short breath before plunging on. "A guy named Dub Kat sent me a story he said was finished for some help of the note section. I did it and he never posted it. Roadkill did the same thing. There's more OTs than stories on FF and almost more stories on Canon than here." "Fel, you're memory is getting way too long." "Not long enough." Felina turned back to the monitor. "I think Razor's on this list too. I just can't trace his messages." "As in the SWAT Kat?" Sam perked up with real interest. "That's the one." Felina's tone shifted to a slightly more exited one. "Fel. How long has it been since you took some time off?" Sam shifted her book. "You're getting as obsessive as your Uncle. It's not healthy." ----------------- Rauhnee Ranshanka; Katmin: MegaKat City Nexus, ListHood SWAT Kat and Greeter http://www.peak.org/~dragon/index.html ***************************************************************** You're caring a ID from the MCE. You're required to pry. It's what the taxpayers hired you to do. That and shoot straight. Modified from Pandora's Clock ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Do not meddle in the affairs of certain dark furred gunner, . for he is a smart-ass and well armed. Do not meddle in the affairs of a certain Lieutenant Feral, . for she carries a bazooka and knows how to use it.