Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1998 10:43:32 +1000
From: nball@ug.cs.su.oz.au (Ball; Nicholas James)
Subject: Re: !SKFF! About the eye colours...

In regards to the comment "You need some help. I can recommend
a good shrink if you want it. I burn wish desire when I think
of you" I have to say this.

Point #1. I need some help? Maybe I do. Maybe we all do.
I'm sure we could all benefit from some help. So, technically,
we all need some help. Truthfully, you've said the equilavent
of a truism, such as 'You need oxygen' or 'You need to play the 
music real loud at night when you want the children's voices to
stop vexing you because they KNOW everything about you and you
can't get them out of your head', so no dice.

Point #2. I washed my CocaCola shirt in hot water and it still
fits me. I'm a skinny guy, so shrinking is HIGHLY overrated in
my opinion.

Point #3. Sorry pal. I've taken up a vow of chastity, just like
my father, and his father before him.

And in case you're wondering, I shall be working all these elements
into my latest piece of SK Fanfiction, which will hopefully deconstruct
everything I've ever accomplished. No joke. Coming soon- 'You Don't
Know SWAT'.

Nick. You say I'm crazy, I say you only say that because you're jealous.
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