Date: Sun, 12 Jul 1998 21:33:59 -0700
From: Rahshu <gvvy03@snowcrest.net>
Subject: Re: |SKML| Positive Social Messages

> Remember kids: swimming is very useful!

Remember kids:<Enter the Madkat>if you see a giant clown coming your way,
resistance is futile!

<The Metallikats>driving is fundamental!

<Metal Urgency>Don't go beating up huge mekka robots without adult
supervision

<Any>Flying takes a lot of experiance, unless you want to apply for the
Enforcers!
A missile is not a toy!

<Chaos in Crystal>Loud screeching noises are usually very annoying, and
should only be used for giant mutant crystal dudes.

<When Strikes Mutilor>Alien abductions are usually very scary, and usually
leave you sore in the [omitted], so don't actively go looking for alien
life because...  Oh forget it!

<The Pastmaster Always Rings Twice>Use time to your advantage, and use
missiles sparingly!

<The Dark Side of the SWAT Kats>Alternate dimensions are scary and usually
leave you in jail, so don't go looking for the portal that leads to the
SWAT Kats universe!

<The Gost Piolet sp?>When you're dead, you're dead.  Please keep this in
mind and save everybody a lot of trouble!

<SWAT Kats Special Report\SKIQ>When Commander Feral says "No comment" to
Katseye News, now you know why!  Still, it's a good thing to answer
questions.  T-Bone says <insert Sailormoon Says' giggle in T-Bone's voice>
See ya!

<Mutation City>Keeping a good sewer system is essential for a good city, so
remember to FLUSH!! (if you don't get this one, the slime\water stuff
emerges from the sewer systems of Megakat City)

<Caverns of Horror>Don't go underground without a police escourt

<Day of Destiny>this is not a SWAT Kats ep, so if you're hearing the SWAT
Kats now, please check yourself into the nearest mental ward.

<Volcanus Erupts>don't trash islands with some fort of sacred rock on
them.  You might not live to regret it!

<Razor's Edge>depression can be easily cured by giant robot spiders and
fights in hospitals.
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