Subject: Re: |SKML| SK Drinking game Date: Thu, 03 Sep 1998 06:55:36 -0700 From: djclawson@garden.net (DJ Clawson) Here is the somewhat-official SK drinking game, or at least the original one. It was written about 2 - 3 years ago.THE SWAT KATS DRINKING GAME! by DJ Clawson (djclawson@garden.net) (taken from the Gargoyles Drinking Game on the WWW fanfic archive) 1. Get an ample supply of your favorite drink. 2. Gulp every time the show meets this criteria: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Drink once if Cally mentions the SWAT Kats around Jake and Chance. Drink Twice if Cally mentions Jake and Chance around the SWAT Kats. 2. Drink once if the SKs/Jake and Chance call each other by the wrong aliases. (ex: TB calling Razor Jake while in flight suit). Drink twice if it's not in the hanger or the garage. 3. Drink once if one of the kats makes a REALLY, REALLY lame joke. Drink twice if a pun or proverb is involved. 4. Drink once if Feral says, "Bring me chopper backup!" Drink twice if he isn't in a chopper at the time. Drink three times if he's in a chopper, but hasn't crashed yet. 5. Drink once if the SWAT Kats insult Feral. Drink twice if he isn't there. Drink three times if Jake and Chance insult Feral. 6. Drink once if Dr. Sinian is in the episode. 7. Drink once if Felina imatates her uncle. 8. Drink once if Felina disobeys her uncle. 9. Drink once if Feral lets Felina go on a mission. Drink twice if he feels bad about it. Drink three times if he mentions it out loud. 10. Drink once every time Ann Gora interrupts a show for a news flash. Drink twice if Ann Gora reports on ANYTHING that isn't a news flash. Drink three times if the report doesn't even involve someone attacking anyone, or the SWAT Kats. Drink four times if she interrupts a news flash for a news flash. 11. Drink once if Charlie Adler (T-Bone, Murry, Zed) plays more than one guy in an episode. Drink twice if it's in the same scene. Drink three times if he has one-on-one dialogue with himself. 12. Drink once if Razor gets whiny and sounds like Donetello. Drink twice if it's for pretty much the whole episode. 13. Drink once if Mac and Molly bicker. Drink twice if they revert to name-calling. Drink three times if one hits the other. 14. Drink once if Molly makes a comment of Mac's driving. 15. Drink once if Professor Hackle acts senile. Drink twice if it's cute. 16. Drink once if we get to see Jake and Chance doing something related to their business. Drink twice if it gets in the way of being SKs. 17. Drink once if Cally acts cute and sounds like Babs. 18. Drink once if Dr. Viper hisses. Drink twice if it's in a word that doesn't *really* have an "s" in it. 19. Drink once if Feral curses the SWAT Kats. Drink twice if he curses Jake and Chance the same way. 20. Drink once if Mayor Manx's hairpiece moves. Drink twice if he has to pick it up. Drink three times if someone picks it up for him. 21. Drink once of the SKs battle a monster we could all really care less about. 22. Drink once if AGAIN you notice the similarities between "Caverns of Horror" and "Ci-kat-ta" episodes. 23. Drink once if the episode involved a childish fear (or fault) T-Bone must overcome. 24. Drink once if Razor makes and comments on an update to their jet. Drink twice if it JUST HAPPENS to come in handy for that particular episode. 25. Drink once if Razor fights the bad guys in a building or something while T-Bone hangs out in the Turbokat. 26. Drink six times if ANYONE in the city handles ANY problem by themselves, without the help of the SKs. 27. Drink once if you notice that calender *still* on July. Drink twice if the camera gets close enough to count the boxes, and you notice the same amount are Xed off. Drink three times if it's still July, but that she-kat in the bikini is on her other side. 28. Drink once if the Turbokat does some rediculous stunt. Drink twice if it goes against the laws of nature, gravity, and/or space. 29. Drink once if Cally shrieks. 30. Drink once if The Pastmaster sounds like he has a *slight* British accent. 31. Drink once if Dr. Sinian sounds like she has a *slight* British accent. 32. Drink once if Manx acts like an empty-headed, baby-kissing policitian. Drink twice if Cally looks annoyed. Drink three times if she mentions his behavior out loud. 33. Drink once if you can hear Brian May of Queen jamming in the background. Drink twice if it isn't during the opening theme of season 1. 34. Drink once if Razor gets his butt kicked. Drink twice if it's by someone/thing smaller than him. 35. Drink once if the SWAT Kats get put in some "death trap" and the bad guys just walk out (you'd think they know better by now). 36. Drink once if Burk and Murry are in the episode. Drink twice if their arguements with Jake and Chance involve insults about J and C's current career statis. 37. Drink once if Chance/T-Bone impersonates someone, and it sounds *exactly* like the guy/thing he's impoersonating. Drink twice if it's because Alder *does* the voiceover of particular character he's impersonating. 38. Drink once if Jake goes off model, and his paws look too big while the upper half of his body's too slim and his legs are too wide. 39. Drink once if Chance goes off model, and he looks fat instead of muscular. 40. Drink once if faceless enforcers who all look the same narrowly escape the distruction of their helicopter/tank/car/etc. 41. Drink once if that general-enforcer guy with the deep voice makes a cameo. 42. Drink once if anyone says, "Kat's alive!" Drown yourself before you watch the show if you think it's lame, 'cause you'll be hearing it a lot! 43. Drink once if Razor/Jake says "Crud!" Drink twice if anyone else says "Crud!" 44. Drink once if anyone says, "What the heck . . ." Drink twice if when you stop it at *just* the right second on the tape it sounds like, "What the hell . . ." 45. Drink once if when the SWAT Kats suit up, that theme music plays and they show that clip of them suiting up that they use in practically every other episode (different one for different seasons) Drink twice if the musics blasts, but they don't show *that* clip. Drink three times if the music blasts, but the change is anything *but* into their suits (changing into coveralls, etc) 46. Drink once if Scardy Kat is mentioned by Jake/Chance in the episode. Drink twice if Litterbin is mentioned (or in it). Drink three times if either of the above leads to another Jake/Chance fight over their tolerances for their partner's personal selection of tv shows. 47. Drink once if Jake/Chance calls their partner by their name, somewhat unnesesarily. (note: if you are drinking alcohol, you will be very drunk shortly) 48. Drink once every time something wierd happens to "MegaKat Towers". Drink twice if Callie says something about that. 49. Drink once every time you see a non-kat, (Viper, whatever). 50. Drink once every time you see a non-sentinent animal: (Cows, pets, whatever) 51. Drink once every time you see a character doing cat-like behavior: spiting hairballs, drinking milk, etc. 52. Every pop culture reference: "David Litterbox" etc. DJ Clawson President of the SWAT Kat Club on Prodigy Visit my SWAT Kats Fan Fiction Archive at : http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/8850/fanfic.htm ------------------------------------------------------ "Paranoia is just reality on a finer scale." - "Strange Days" ------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Do not meddle in the affairs of the SWAT Kats, . for they well armed and destined to win. Do not meddle in the affairs of our Commander, . for he has a blaster and knows how to use it.