Subject: {SKAD} What Would Happen ... Date: Mon, 21 Sep 1998 03:45:22 -0700 From: Rauhnee Ranshanka Reply-To: sk_adult@PEAK.ORG Organization: Shadowynd Consortium To: sk_adult@PEAK.ORG Kamikaze the Twooth wrote: > I was just thinking...what if the SWAT Kats really exsisted > and found out that there was an adult rated list about them > doing things unintendned with other characters? (ok, so I'm trying to avoid real work -- The MSKAC, a Callie/Felina PWP, refilling fish takes, laundry, lunch ...) This is *not* to be taken seriously. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "Gaaack!" Chance twisted to look at his partner without getting up. "You ok?" "Yy ... yes." Jake quickly composed himself. "You have *got* to see this." He returned to scanning whatever was on the computer screen and lost it again, looking very much like he wanted to throw up with his hands clasped tightly over his mouth. 'Text? What could he be reading that's that disgusting and he doesn't just click off?' Chance started analyzing the screen as he walked over. Jake clicked to the top of the list when Chance was looking over his shoulder. "It's list of erotic art pairings that are going to be posted to a public site." "So?" Chance started scanning the list, casually skipping over 'Jake & Chance'. Most of the stuff he'd be more than happy to *pay* to see, until he hit 'Ulysses & Chance' and felt his stomach churn a little. "Oh. So there are some sick people out there. That's nothing new." "Keep going." Jake instructed, watching his partner's reactions carefully. He wasn't disappointed when Chance's eye fell across 'Chance & Dark Kat'. "Ok, so there are some *really* sick people out there." "Um, Chance, sick isn't the only thing. They're using our real names." "Ok, ok. Who is?" "Umm. Kamikaze, Rauhnee too. A few others are mentioned as contributors to this list as well." "She's on the list to be with Steele." "Don't jump to that conclusion bud. Rauhnee could well be a guy." "With a name like that?" "Most on-line think I'm a she-kat." Chance completely lost it and collapsed laughing. "You ... Fem ... Oh God ... Pay to seeee ..." Jake regarded his partner with pure frustration, silently cursing himself out for even mentioning it. He *knew* better. "Very funny." Chance barely got himself together enough to stand up again, a wide grin threatening to split his face open. "It *is*!" He got a psudo-serious look on his face and studied Jake for a moment. "Y'know, you'd look good with tits..." "Chance!" "I'm serious." "So am I." Jake hissed, all his patience lost. "These kats are talking about us, using our *real* names. They even know about Queen Callista! No one knows that we met her." "Ok, ok." Chance barely kept his mirth down at the mental image of his partner as a fem in something nice and lacy ... or nothing at all. "So let's find out where they are." ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Additions to the lists if you want. Chance and Dark Kat T-Bone and Razor (they only need their masks on...) Replace Chance with T-Bone in any pairing. Replace Jake with Razor in any pairing. Ann Gora and Ulysses Ann Gora and Jake Ann Gora and Chance Ann Gora, Jake and Chance Ann Gora and a Creeping Ann Gora and Callie Ann Gora and Turmoil Ann Gora interviewing Mac & Molly while the couple go at it. Ann Gora and Hard Drive Dr. Viper and Callie Dr. Viper and Dark Kat Ann Gora and Dark Kat Ann Gora and Queen Callista Ann Gora and Mutilor Dr. Viper and a Creepling or three Ulysses and Dr. Viper Dark Kat and a Creeping Chance, Jake and a Creeping or three Ann's Camerakat and Pilot (can't remember the guys names right now) -- with and without Ann. Mr. Young and his two partners (I'm not sure those two even have names) Mutilor and his second in command. Mutilor's Second and the Aquarian (sp?) leader Aquarian leader and Felina Aquarian leader and Chance Aquarian leader and Jake Aquarian leader and T-Bone and Razor Morbulus (pre-experiment) and Dark Kat Pre-change Morbulus, Mutilor, Mutilor's second, Dark Kat, Dr. Viper, Mac, Hard Drive, Dr. Greenbox, MadKat, original-form Zed and any other badkat males I missed. Litterbin and MadKat Litterbin and Ringtail Ringtail and MadKat (I don't care if it's physically impossible) T-Bone, Razor and Felina T-Bone, Razor and Callie Then with all of the pairings you can reverse who gets to be on top (Chance doing Jake and then Jake doing Chance) and 69 them and of course various other positions -- up against a wall, in the shower ... I'm sure I can come up with more if you need them, though a short trip though the spam on the erotic binaries newsgroups should give you more position fodder than you need. And Jack, I'm sure you can have some fun with a few of these too. ----------------- Rauhnee Ranshanka; Katmin: MegaKat City Nexus ListHood SWAT Kat, Greeter and Snippet Gatekat http://www.peak.org/~dragon/index.html ***************************************************************** "Hope has three daughters -- Anger, Courage and Panic. Anger at the way things are, Courage to work to make things other than they are, and Panic to get things moving." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Do not meddle in the affairs of a certain dark furred gunner, . for he is cute and is well defended. Do not meddle in the affairs of a certain tabby pilot, . for he is handsome and likely working on your car.